SONG 2: THE BEST OF ALL TIME

SHAWN

I require

Universal acclaim

Unbelievable fortune

And indescribable fame

Stadiums full of people

Cheering and chanting my name

All around the world

I want to hear them all proclaim

Shawn, we adore you

Shawn, we'd do anything for you

Shawn, we would never ignore you

Shawn, you're the best of all time

I don't want them to love me

Unconditionally

I want rigid conditions

That I easily meet

I want them to know me

Complete and totally

And seeing me entirely

I want them to decree

Shawn, we adore you

Shawn, we'd do anything for you

Shawn, we would never ignore you

Shawn, you're the best of all time

I know that I am not deserving of their love

But I'm pining for it every day

And even though I know I'll never be enough

I still hope someday they will say

Shawn, we adore you

Shawn, we'd do anything for you

Shawn, we would never ignore you

Shawn, you're the best of all time

Disembodied heads appear and join in the chorus.

ENSEMBLE

Shawn, we adore you

Shawn, we'd do anything for you

Shawn, we would never ignore you

Shawn, you're the best of all time

SHAWN

Shawn, you're the best of all...

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