SONG 14: ALT COMEDY THEATER (REPRISE)
KIERAN
Get a drink at the bar
The bartender knows your order by heart
Casey hands an ice-cold Miller High Life to Shawn, who takes a sip.
KIERAN (CONT'D)
Livin' the High Life on Lorain Avenue
Every weekend night and sometimes weeknights too
Shawn jumps up on stage.
SHAWN
I feel at home when I'm here
Drinkin' the champagne of beers
All my old friends welcoming me
And there's nowhere else I'd rather be
Every cast member gets up on stage.
ENSEMBLE
Alt comedy theater
In a mid-size rust-belt city
Guaranteed a whole boatload of laughs
If you're here, you'll be feeling giddy
Alt comedy theater
We hope you enjoyed the show
DANNY
And raise your hand if there's someone up here
In the cast whom you personally know
SHAWN
Alt comedy theater
The only place you really wanna be
ENSEMBLE
Alt comedy theater
Live, love, and laugh our lives away
SHAWN (CONT'D)
If you're anything, if you're anything
If you're a-ny-thing like me!
DANNY
Like me!
CASEY
Like me!
ENSEMBLE
Like me!
ENSEMBLE (CONT'D)
CALLBACK!